Disasteriffic Kaz

So, I tripped on a footstool last night, fell and banged up my arm. No big. It was feeling better by the time I went to bed. But then I got up this morning, stood up and my ankle, traitor that it is, promptly went out on me. Thud. Floor. Me. It waited all damn night to hurt until I least expected it.

So, after digging out my crutches…because I am a graceful damn bitch on a fairly regular basis…and spending a bloody hour finding the damn ankle brace, I spent all day writing. Had a fic that needed a new chapter so it worked out until…I was ready to post it at which point, FanFic.net apparently decided my day had not been irritating enough.

The site is having another PMS day where it wont let me sign on. Oh I can go read all the fics I want but commenting and signing in? HA, FanFicnet says ‘screw you biatch. We haven’t watched you twist long enough yet.’

But…but…I’ve made people wait two days for this chapter already! I wanna post it!

To which FanFicnet says “Aww, gosh we’re sorry, here, let us get you something to tide you over.”

Oh you bitches! I see how it is.

I’ll just have to beat you into submission. Sooner or later you’ll start playing nice again. Until then, Dean? You have the floor.